She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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