I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
so much tequila, so little girl.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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