if you like me you must not know who I am
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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