did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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