If i come over, it means nothing
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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