I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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