Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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