I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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