i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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