I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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