I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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