people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
