Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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