I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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