Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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