the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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