her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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