girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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