Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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