i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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