Three words: puerto rican gang bang
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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