another moral hangover. fuck.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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