Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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