its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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