im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
