dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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