Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
This toilet bowl is my home.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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