So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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