Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize