508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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