Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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