I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Randomize
