did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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