Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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