Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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