You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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