My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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