This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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