I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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