they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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