i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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