if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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