I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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