It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
