Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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