i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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