Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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