using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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