At least make sure they are 18
Why
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
