u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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