She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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