ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
someone owes me an orgasm
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
