Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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