Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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