What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Terrible idea I love it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
