idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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