ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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