Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
2020 sucks, I want a refund
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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